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An Irishman's Philosophy

There are only two things to worry about

either you are well or you are sick

If you are well
there is nothing to worry about
But if you are sick
there are only two things to worry about
either you will get well or you will die
If you get well
there is nothing to worry about
but if you die
there are only two things to worry about
Either you will go to heaven or hell
If you go to heaven
there is nothing to worry about
But if you go to hell
you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends
you won't have time to worry!